Beth: It'll be good to be normal again.
Annie: Be whatever we wanna be.
Ruby: Finally.
Annie: Dude.
Ruby: I just wanna be a good person again.

Ruby: Such good people.
Stan: I know.
Ruby: We're not.
Stan: I know.
Ruby: How do we get back to that?

Rio: What are we celebrating?
Beth: Nothing.

Rio: That's what he used to take care of your friend by the way.
Beth: Why?
Rio: Incentive.

Gregg: You were a really, you're a really good Mom.
Annie: Ew.
Gregg: Ew? That's a nice---

Rio: How you feeling?
Beth: Incentivized.

Rio: That's what he used to take care of your friend by the way.
Beth: Why?
Rio: Incentive.

Harry: We're rich!
Ruby: Not ours.
Sara: Whose is it?
Ruby: Homeless. Elderly. Underserved youth. Whoever needs it the most, we'll give it to them.
Sara: Why?
Ruby: Because that's what good people do.

Annie: Check your phone!
Beth: I just did.
Annie: Did you check Facebook?
Beth: Cuz a hitman's gonna friend request me?
Annie: Oh, like you're so versed in how they communicate.

Annie: Why her?
Dr. Cohen: We're compatible.
Annie: The woman dehydrates fruit.
Dr. Cohen: My favorite.
Annie: She loves Pilates.
Dr. Cohen: So do I.
Annie: No man loves that.

Dean: Will you wear that dress?
Beth: What dress?
Dean: The one you wore for him.

Ruby: One of us has to be good!
Stan: Why?
Ruby: What do you mean why?
Stan: All my life I've been swimming upstream, fighting it. And you know where that gets you? It doesn't get you respect. It doesn't get you a badge. Doesn't get you a proper wedding ring. It just gets you tired. And then you get washed right back down again.

Good Girls Quotes

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]

Ruby: So when you wanna do this?
Annie: Well I already bought three automatics and filed off the serial numbers. So, really, name a day.