Annie: These are microscopic inconsistencies. It's close enough.
JT: Okay, boo. Close enough'll get you ten to twenty in the state pen.

Annie: Who are you even going for?
Boomer: Rupert Grint.
Ruby: The ginger from Harry Potter?
Boomer: Yes. The doctor says he's closest to my bone structure.

Rio: So, listen, I wish I could help.
Beth: You could. You choose not to.
Rio: Ah, don't be like that, Elizabeth.

Boomer: I can't go in there.
Marion: I can't keep making up stories, Leslie.
Boomer: I'm not a kid anymore, Nana.
Marion: Then go be a big boy.

We can totally do this without him.


Beth: Why should it be you or Annie? I made you do it. Can I have my drink back?
Ruby: Made us? Which part?
Beth: The store, the money, Jeff, all of it. Take your pick.
Ruby: We could have said no.
Beth: But you never say no.
Ruby: I am not your yes-man.
Beth: No. You're a really good friend.

That bitch moves like a gazelle.


Ruby: Where is this bitch?
Annie: I don't know, but she is gonna go down for this because at this point the only murder that I would willingly do time for is hers.
Ruby: And then he'd have us on three bodies.

Annie: I'm going to need you to say it.
Noah: I love you.

Rio: What's up?
Beth: Did you get my messages?
Rio: Yeah, I'm here, right?
Beth: I left fifteen.
Rio: Yeah, and a few with the emoji eyes crossed out.
Beth: Where were you?
Rio: I was at Legoland.

Ruby: She chopped up her husband into tiny little pieces and stored him like a tv dinner. Then ran over her boyfriend. She's a Dateline story. She is crazy. She's a ---
Annie: She's a victim. Boomer raped her.

Annie: I've dated a lot of guys who pretend to be something that they're not.
Noah: Here's the thing with me, what you see is what you get.

Good Girls Quotes

Bartender: Can I get you anything?
Beth: I'll wait for my friend.
Rio: She ain't coming. I think you might need that drink, huh?

You're like a Stepford mom without a pulse.

Annie [to Beth]