Gossip Girl Season 5 Episode 22: "Raiders of the Lost Art" Quotes
Chuck: Was that Diana?
Nate: Yeah. Looking for her book. I played it clueless.
Chuck: Good. Because if she's going to continue to lie to us and pretend to be my real mother I see no reason why we shouldn't return the favor.
Jack: I hope that's not overconfidence I hear in your voice. I don't need to remind you how sensitive an operation this is. If anyone finds out—
Diana: Jack, they won't. Chuck and everybody else thinks I'm his bloody mother. They are off the scent completely.
Dorota: Miss Serena, all you do all day is type type type. You take laptop with you everywhere. It not healthy.
Serena: Well after last week's family meltdown, this laptop is the only thing keeping me sane. Writing is my new outlet. You should be happy for me.
Dorota: If you say so. But Vanya say same thing about Warcraft and then DSL bill comes.
They say in life there are two sides to every story. But on the Upper East, we always have three. There's his, hers — but the most important is always mine.
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