Chuck: I've come this far without my mother, I'm not gonna back down now.
Blair: Well if it's a war Chuck wants, it's a war he'll get.

Stay. Not for Jack, or the hotel... Stay for me. I already lost my mother once.

Chuck

Chuck: What's going on here?
Jack: Isn't it obvious? You've been played, Chuckie!

There's something about waking up on the morning of a fashion show, the smell of fresh pleats wafting through the city.

Blair

Feed the masses, eat with the classes!

Eleanor

What is this leech doing stuck to my hotel?

Chuck

Miss Blair, you have no friends. Even NYU minions very second-rate!

Dorota

High-end has fallen on hard times. Mr. Conwell can put my line in over 5,000 retail locations.

Eleanor

Brandeis: Can I help you?
Dorota: I am Dorota.

Baby beat Dorota's stomach like Lars from Metallica.

Dorota

Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.

This isn't so bad, is it?

Rufus

Gossip Girl Season 3 Episode 16 Quotes

As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.

Rufus

[on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?

Blair