Serena, some people don't have to choose.


Dan: It's a really weird, embarrassing thing for a college guy to be admitting but ... losing Milo broke my heart.
Vanessa: I know. Mine too.

You're Chuck Bass. That means something different now. Don't forget it. And don't forget me.

[to Eva] Don't leave. Everybody leaves.


Blair: You okay?
Chuck: I'm stupid. How could I ever believe someone good would actually love me.

So how's the humiliation going to go down? Did your scheme team find Eva's pimp? Is he going to roll up to the press with platforms on?


Nate: She found something. Eva is ... at least she was ... Chuck, she's a prostitute.
Chuck: Nathaniel, I may be nice but I'm still me. You think I didn't already know this?
Nate: Oh, I ... Of course. Look, I'm sorry. Just be careful, okay? Knowing Blair, she's going to try and out this whole thing at the party later.

Chuck: Nate Archibald has his 'I hate to tell you this' face on.
Nate: Blair's been looking into Eva's past.
Chuck: Well we can't be too surprised about that, can we?

Eva's strong. She can handle Blair.


I covered for you, okay? I think Vanessa bought it but you know I'm a bad liar.


Serena: [to Dan] I'll call you later.
Blair: No she won't!

Blair: I've never been so happy for Internet porn! Humphrey, you've done a fine job. Serena and I can take it from here.
Dan: Okay, but you may lose me to CSI: Williamsburg.

Gossip Girl Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Chuck gave Eva a limited edition Baignoire Cartier watch. Gossip Girl even has a whole thread where people can guess how much it costs.


Dorota: Sorry, Miss Blair. No papers today. I think maybe 8H steal them again.
Blair: Dorota. We both know it was you, not Susan Lucci, who took my papers. But there's no point. It's all over the Internet.