Evan: Hey, so you going home this weekend?
Cappie: Nah, my parents don't believe in celebrating Thanksgiving. They side with the Native Americans - and the turkey, as vegetarians.

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I care about old people! I watch Desperate Housewives!

Rebecca

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You don't want to prank the Omega Chis? It's like bizarro Cappie!

Beaver

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Cappie: I had the opportunity to be with her and my "friend" talked me out of it.
Rusty: Maybe this friend doesn't have your best interest in mind. Maybe he's just looking out for himself.

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No Omega Chi is stepping foot in this house without getting pounded - with my fist - in the face - I don't know...

Heath

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Cappie: I want to try this again. I want to be with you.
Casey: I want to be with you too.

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• Added: October 26, 2009