Well I can't say I'm surprised. You [Lemon] do love your fake relationships.

Annabeth

Wade: I know it's not fair, but you wrecked by heart, Zoe, and I can't do this again.
Zoe: What if I promise that I won't hurt you?
Wade: I guess... I don't trust that you know how to stop yourself.

Wade: What's going on here?
Zoe: I am here, Wade, to seduce you.
Wade: You know, most people don't announce it first.
Zoe: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of what was happening because this, my friend, is happening.

Guess who rented a weekend house in town... Moi! And if you think it's because I realized I'm in love with you and want you back, you're right.

Shelby

This is not how it went down for John Cusack.

Zoe

Can we conquer tomorrow? I have two more seasons of The L Word to watch. It has been quite educational.

Crickett