Hawaii Five-0 Season 7 Episode 16: "Poniu I Ke Aloha (Crazy in Love)" Quotes
McGarrett: I know what you did. I know what you did. Yeah, you. You told Melissa we needed to hang out as a group, didn't you?
Danny: Yeah, but I didn't mean it. That's what you tell your girlfriend when you don't want her to think you're an anti-social weirdo.
McGarrett: You are an anti-social weirdo.
Danny: That's the whole point. I don't want her thinking that.
McGarrett: Yeah, smart move. Hide your true self from your girlfriend. That's going to be great for your relationship.
McGarrett: So you guys in on the surprise?
Chin: Oh, yeah. In fact, Lou and I have a bet on which one of you's gonna check out first.
This is the highlight of my weekend, beating you, other than being with you.Danny [to McGarrett]
Melissa; Aren't you sweet?
Chin: We figured out how you've been guaranteeing success for your clients. You've been paying escorts to hook up with them.
Stone: Is that a crime?
Chin: Oh, yeah. Very much so.
Kono: It's called solicitation.
Lynn [to McGarrett}: You're ruining my Zen.
Melissa [to Danny]: The narration, it has to stop.
Kono: I don't know if you noticed, but I'm married. Even if I wasn't, still no.
Stone: That ring isn't a deal-breaker.
Stone: What I do is help people feel better about themselves.
Kono: You mean help men feel better about themselves, by objectifying women. What was that you called them, targets?
Stone: No one respects women more than me [looking her up and down}.