I don't know what you just said, but do you know who does? God.Issa
Beyoncé is a better mother than me! This closet is so well organized!Tiffany [crying]
I'm Molly, and I'm on molly, so that means I'm Molly-squared!Molly
I GOT TOO MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT! GET THE FUCK UP! BEYONCÉ OR BUST, BITCHES!Issa [smashing pans together]
Okay. Don’t be mad. I thought we going straight to Coachella when we got here, so I took a edible.Kelli
I finally learned the choreography to "Formation"! Can I move this chair?Issa
Oh, it's dangerous. Have you tried that papaya? It's hella spicy.Issa
Issa: It's Nick, right? Nelson? Nance... ford?
Nathan: I do look like a Nanceford. Nathan.
Issa: I like Nanceford.
Frieda: It finally happened!
Issa: Oh, you got that cat?
Frieda: No, I'm still on the waiting list. Ugh, it's political.
Okay, nice floors, nice windows, you've got a nice view! Oh wait, you can see the "Krispy Kreme Hot Donuts" sign from your window! That's gonna be a problem.Molly
(singing to taco) You are my greatest love!Issa
Issa: Don't you go nowhere, mirror bitch!
Issa's reflection: Where imma go?