Major: I don't want to be any story. I just want to go back to when nobody knew who I was.
Shawna: Oh, baby. That ship has sailed.

What if I told you that, yes, zombies are real, and yes, they eat brains, but they're not monsters...most of them, anyway. They're just like you and me.


Liv: Shawna? I don't trust that girl.
Ravi: No surprise there.

Clive: What the hell?
Blaine: Did you see that? In the woods?
Liv: Inside Harley's truck.
Don E: Did we just have a threeway?

So I should think he's a zombie every time I see Tom Cruise doing a chase sequence?


You may not care who killed your father, Tatum, but I do. All I want is the memory card. Then, you'll never have to see my uncool ass again.


They've done all they can. It's our turn now.


Stop! You two sound crazy. Sad to say, but Tupac is dead and gone. Biggie Smalls' twin brother killed Tupac and that twin is who got shot in L.A. Biggie, in this moment, is sipping mojitos in Havana.


Peyton: Liv, whose brain have you eaten?
Liv: Who wants to know?

Major: What else are you hiding?
Shawna: A lady never tells.

Shawna: I'm not getting up until you say yes.
Major: Awww. I don't think you know how ultimatums work.

Major: Hey! You must be Rachel.
Rachel: Your roommate is the Chaos Killer? I gotta get out of here.
Ravi: Rachel!
Major: Chaos Kidnapper. If you must know.

iZombie Season 3 Quotes

I propose that from this day forward no big secrets between the five of us.


Ravi: Unreciprocated. You didn't get that down
Agent: Only because I can't spell it.