Jane: I'm going to have sex with Michael tonight.
Xiomara: Hallelujah!

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Jane: I'm sorry, I'm judge-y. You should know that about me. You may end up having a really judge-y kid.
Rafael: OK, so, what does judge-y sound like, so that I can be prepared?
Jane: You told me you don't want to be anything like your dad, which is easy enough to say, but actions are what count. So what are you doing about it?
Rafael: I hope the baby's judge-y.

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Jane: I just find it kind of sexy when you talk all cop.
Michael: Oh yeah? I've got a 15 minute break coming up. The seats in my car lean all the way back.
Jane: I'm not having sex with you for the first time in the back seat of your car.
Michael: I was totally kidding.

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Then again, we both ended up unmarried and pregnant, so you must have really pissed the big man off.

Xiomara

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