Uhh, you're not yelling, but it feels like you're yelling.


Villanelle: You want me not to kill someone. You do know what I do, right?
Eve: This is harder. A challenge.
Villanelle: Mmmm. I do not like to be challenged.

Don't speak to me like that, Eve. I like you, but I don't like you that much. Don't forget, the only thing that makes you interesting is me.


I'm sorry about the complaints. Don't look so angry. I was just trying to get Eve's attention, but she does not care about your life at all, does she? Look at you, huh? You look like someone stuck a mustache in some fudge.


It's been so nice to finally meet you. Smell ya later.


Villanelle: Are you sure this is legal?
Eve: What do you care?
Villanelle: I'm just looking out for you, Eve.

If anyone can crack The Ghost, it's the demon with no face. If Villanelle's for hire, let's hire her!

Villanelle: Of course it isn't poison. Do you think I am crazy? [pause] I'm expensive.
Eve: I know.
Villanelle: Will you give me everything I want?
Eve: Yes.

Villanelle: You don't seem that surprised to see me.
Eve: I'm not surprised.
Villanelle: That's a little arrogant, don't you think?
Eve: And yet here you are.
Villanelle: Eve, you've been so distracted lately I thought you'd forgotten about me.

Can I take your veil?

Eve: Oh. You chose THAT pho- THAT photo? I was so hung over that day.
Hugo: Sorry to disappoint you, Eve, but there was not an embarrassment of riches.

Konstantin: This is a little hurtful. You had no problem shooting me.
Konstantin: You need to kill her. You're a mess. She's making you weak. You know that. You used to be smarter than this. You won't even remember her name next week.

Killing Eve Quotes

Most of the time, most days, I feel nothing. I don't feel anything. It is so boring. I wake up and I think, again, really? I have to do this again? And what I really don't understand is how come everyone else isn't screaming with, with boredom, too, and I try to find ways to make myself feel something. More, and more, and more, but it doesn't make any difference. No matter what I do, I don't feel anything. I hurt myself; it doesn't hurt. I buy what I want; I don't want it. I do what I like; I don't like it. I'm just so bored.


Frank: You're fired.
Eve: You're a dick swab.
Bill: Oh hey!
Frank: Thank you, Bill.
Bill: No! I was gonna call you a dick swab!