Last Man Standing Season 7 Episode 4: "Bride of Prankenstein" Quotes
Mike: You're one of my best friends.
Chuck: How about that, Mike Baxter man of stone is a mushball. I didn't think we'd ever get you to say that.
Mike: Why did you say we?
Vanessa jumps out from hiding: Yes, yes, best prank ever! And I was the mastermind. Oh yeah! In your face!
Mike to Vanessa: You did this?
Chuck: No, we did this!
Vanessa: Last week I heard you on the phone with Joe setting up your fake prank on him, so you could actually prank Chuck. So, then I called Chuck to set up this real prank on you. Yeah, that is right. I am the prank queen.
Chuck: It was genius because what is the scariest thing to Mike Baxter?
Vanessa & Chuck in unison: Human emotion!
Female Cop: If you don't have ID then I am going to have to take you all in.
Mandy laughing: Wait a minute, this is not real. I told mom she was terrible at pranks and all of the sudden we are going to be taken in by a lady cop. Mom is totally trying to up her game.
Kyle: Yeah! Aren't you in Mrs. B's book club? The one who reads the least but drinks the most?
Ryan: Guys I think she might be a real cop?
Female Cop: I am!
Kristin: Her squad car certainly looks real.
Female Cop: It is.
Ryan: Are we going for a ride?
Female Cop: You are. You guys are about to be part of a whole new book club.
Chuck: Hey Baxter, I thought we were alone. There is something moving down there, and it is coming up the stairs.
Mike: Didn't we agree that we weren't going to prank each other?
Chuck: No, no, it is not a prank. Whatever it is, it is big and has a giant head.
Joe walks in: Hey guys what is up.
Mike: What are you doing here Joe. Everyone else left hours ago to go be with their families.
Joe: I am no going home. I hate Halloween.
Chuck: Really? I love it!
Joe: Yeah, you know who else loves it?
Mike: The kids?
Joe: Satan! I am serious. Demons and hellspawn get to freely roam the earth one night of the year, and I am supposed to open the door and give them a bonbon?
Vanessa: Stick around this might be the year I pull off the greatest prank ever!
Mandy: Oh, we can't. We are taking Kristin and Ryan to the creepy abandoned trailer Kyle inherited from his mom. We are having a seance.
Kyle: Yeah, I just hope we don't conjure up my mom. Even as a ghost, she will probably still ask for beer money.