Last Man Standing
Thursdays 8:00 PM on FOXLast Man Standing Season 7 Episode 2: "Man vs. Myth" Quotes
I don't love it. But that might be because I don't like it.
Kyle
Mike: You know where he was the day I graduated?
Chuck: Jolly Jack's.
Mike: Yeah. It was balloon night.
She didn't have to do her homework inside a car outside a Jolly Jack's.
Mike
I can't believe I care more about your father then you do.
Kristin
He's at that big hookah bar in the sky.
Mike
Mandy: I've never had to interview for a job.
Kyle: Oh yeah. I always forget you're hot.
Mike: I hate this shop!
Vanessa: Wow, really? You never mentioned it.
Mike: All it attracts is potheads, just like the democratic party.
All that paper is the leading cause of deforestation.
Kyle
My god, you're exhausting.
Mike
Oh honey. I really don't think your father died to prank you.
Vanessa
I think the Egyptians had it right. When they died they were buried with all their crap.
Mike