I don't love it. But that might be because I don't like it.

Kyle

Mike: You know where he was the day I graduated?
Chuck: Jolly Jack's.
Mike: Yeah. It was balloon night.

She didn't have to do her homework inside a car outside a Jolly Jack's.

Mike

I can't believe I care more about your father then you do.

Kristin

He's at that big hookah bar in the sky.

Mike

Mandy: I've never had to interview for a job.
Kyle: Oh yeah. I always forget you're hot.

Mike: I hate this shop!
Vanessa: Wow, really? You never mentioned it.
Mike: All it attracts is potheads, just like the democratic party.

All that paper is the leading cause of deforestation.

Kyle

My god, you're exhausting.

Mike

Oh honey. I really don't think your father died to prank you.

Vanessa

I think the Egyptians had it right. When they died they were buried with all their crap.

Mike

Last Man Standing Season 7 Episode 2 Quotes

Oh honey. I really don't think your father died to prank you.

Vanessa

I think the Egyptians had it right. When they died they were buried with all their crap.

Mike