Last Man Standing Season 7 Episode 1: "Welcome Baxter" Quotes
Mike: Well look at this, so nice to see my two beautiful daughters spending time together.
Eve: I didn't know she was here. I will leave.
Mandy: Great I can change the welcome banner to good-bye.
Eve: I look forward to seeing how you spell it.
Mike: You know they say kids grow up way too fast. I am still waiting for that.
Eve: Typical Ryan, loses the election and whines his way all the way back to his poutine loving safe space.
Mandy: Actually, a lot of people are not happy about this administration's social policies.
Eve: Woah since when did you get all woke? Up until last year, you thought the presidential seal was an actual seal.
Mandy: Hey I didn't ask to be socially aware. The news has seeped into my all my social media platforms: Twitter, Instagram, Peepers, Flum Flum.
Mike: How are you doing?
Ryan: I am good. You actually made me realize it is time to get serious and stop being a victim and take some control over my life.
Mike: See, you just needed a little push.
Ryan: So I am moving the family to Canada.
Vanessa: You're moving to Canada?
Ryan: Look I know it is kind of sudden, so please try not to overreact.
Vanessa: You're ripping my grandbaby from my arms!
Kyle: I am trying to DVR my favorite TV show but it is not on.
Vanessa: Oh, well maybe it got canceled. The TV business can be heartless.
Kyle: It didn't get canceled. Why would they cancel a popular TV show that everybody loves?
Mike: Maybe they're a bunch of idiots. Just try another channel.
Vanessa: Oh Mike, they don't just take a show off of one network and put it on another.
Kyle: Hey there it is! You were right Mr. B.
Mike: Is it me or is it way better on this network?