Terrible ending. The villagers should have been eaten like in Citizen Khan.

Olaf

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Klaus: the movie is English, why does the movie have subtitles?
Monty: Klaus, all the best movies have subtitles.

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Montgomery: I insist you go.
Olaf: I insist upon staying here.
Montgomery: I insisted first.
Olaf: Well, I insisted louder.

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You're a disgrace to your profession.

Sunny

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Violet: Klaus clipped the Iguanas nails.
Sunny: It got messy.

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Count Olaf: Good morning. I am Stefano. Montgomery Montgomery's new assistant.
Klaus: It's afternoon and you're Count Olaf.

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Old lady 1: He's tougher than he looks.
Old lady 2: Even tougher than two old ladies.

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