Mr. Poe: You're not Dr. Montgomery.
Olaf: Oh, my spleen. I think you've ruptured him.

Violet: You're just going to leave him there?
Olaf: Trust me, he doesn't mind.

Well, we meet again. You might want to ease off on the bronzer.

Count Olaf

Terrible ending. The villagers should have been eaten like in Citizen Khan.

Olaf

Klaus: the movie is English, why does the movie have subtitles?
Monty: Klaus, all the best movies have subtitles.

Montgomery: I insist you go.
Olaf: I insist upon staying here.
Montgomery: I insisted first.
Olaf: Well, I insisted louder.

You're a disgrace to your profession.

Sunny

Violet: Klaus clipped the Iguanas nails.
Sunny: It got messy.

Count Olaf: Good morning. I am Stefano. Montgomery Montgomery's new assistant.
Klaus: It's afternoon and you're Count Olaf.

Old lady 1: He's tougher than he looks.
Old lady 2: Even tougher than two old ladies.

Jacquelyn, can you bring the Baudelaire file in here please?

Mr. Poe

Count Olaf: They don't want to see you.
Justice Strauss: Are you sure? What did they say?
Count Olaf: The lamb was too salty.
Justice Strauss: Oh, okay.

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Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events Quotes

Klaus: It could be a problem with the gears.
Violet: That would be a problem, I made them myself.

Mother: I'm worried about the children.
Father: Me, too. They're in danger, I know it.
Mother: We need to get to them.
Father: We need to get out of here first.
Mother: What's that thing Einstein said?