$15 for a club soda? You guys smoking crack? I should've brough the crack. It's cheaper.

Murtaugh

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• Added: November 10, 2016

Rachel: So, what about you? Think you'll stay in LaLa land for the long haul?
Riggs: I don't know. Look, this place is full of jackasses and traffic, but I've found a couple good spots.

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• Added: November 10, 2016

Julian: Luckily I know the cure for tough days: Fantastic nights.

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• Added: November 10, 2016

Murtaugh: Hey! Are you available?
Riggs: For what?
Murtuagh: Kill the punk that's dating my daughter.
Riggs: I can make time for that.

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• Added: November 10, 2016

Oh, hey, Rog. I'm here with our good buddy, Julian. He's a real dick, but he smells incredible.

Riggs

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• Added: November 10, 2016

Broken mirrors drive me crazy. Actually a more accurate assessment is drive me crazier.

Riggs

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• Added: November 10, 2016

If you don't respect your body, boys won't either.

Trish

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• Added: November 10, 2016

Joseph, don't listen to him. You are bronze, beautiful, and powerful.

Riggs

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• Added: November 10, 2016

How small does your penis need to be to buy one of these cars?

Murtuagh

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• Added: November 10, 2016