Life is full of changes. Some big, some small. I learned a long time ago you can fight it or try to make the best of it. And that's all a lot easier if you've got people who love you to help you face whatever life throws at you.

Jay

Luke: How come you never wrote a poem for me?
Manny: Don't you get it? They were all for you.

Claire: They're really leaving. What do we do?
Phil: What we always do. Leave the porch light on, they'll come back.

Mom, I'm the lucky one.

Manny

You guys know you can call me anytime, right?

Haley

We make a good team.

Claire

I can't go to jail. I'm a gay prosecutor, there's no prison gangs for that!

Mitch

Haley: Thanks for putting in a good word for us.
Mitch: They just needed some reassurance, considering most of Dylan's money is tied up in Dave and Busters' gift cards.

Cam: Don't hate me for your son leaving.
Jay: You're both my sons.

Cam: I want you to read this, but not until after I leave.
Gloria: It's going to make me cry isn't it, you beautiful cornfed son-of-a-bitch.

I'll reinvent myself. I'm gonna dye my hair blue and carry around an emotional support pig.

Lily

I shouldn't be penalized for being too smart, I'm not running for president.

Alex

Modern Family Quotes

But if you're always telling yourself how lucky you are, it's probably because you're afraid to ask yourself how happy you are. Right?

Dylan

That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.

Phil