Modern Family Season 1 Episode 13: "Fifteen Percent" Quotes
Cameron: I got all medieval on the florists.
Mitchell: Cam, I heard you on the phone, you said you were displeased, but that's hardly going medieval.
Cameron: Excuse me, I said very displeased and I used my cowboy voice.
Cheerleading in my college was cool. The football players were so jealous they wouldn't even let me and my buddies, Trevor, Scotty and Ling go to their parties.Phil
We're guys, we don't open up. We talk about sports and cars and getting up in the middle of the night to pee.Jay
I had to actually come out to my dad three times before he acknowledged it. I'm not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong, like I said 'Dad, I'm grey.'Mitchell
You guys look like a scene out of Jersey Boys.Cameron
The little snowflake makes it cold, cold, cold. Set Temperature makes it hold, hold, hold...Phil
I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.Gloria
Her name is Whitney. I met her in the online book club. We both like vampire fiction and the romance of eternal life.Manny
I know this seems impossible, but this is for all those times Mom told you she was right and you knew she was wrong.Phil
People are who they are, give or take 15 percent. That's how much people can change if they really want to.Mitchell
My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.Mitchell
Mitchell [on burning flowers and Cameron]: Look at that: two things flaming at once.