What kind of monster throws an injured innocent on the street?

Cam

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My daddies kiss a lot.

Lily

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Manny: My secret admirer asked that I wear a hat with a feather in it.
Jay: Which one?

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Jay: Just keep hitting all those buttons until something good happens, that's my plan anyway.
Gloria: Woof.

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Happy Valentine's Day, it's the one time of year when the world tries to be as romantic as I am all the time. Good luck world.

Manny

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Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.

Phil

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I think I may have been being too sexy.

Phil

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I know a lot of people think I'm attracted to Jay because of his mind. But they're wrong. I'm attracted to him because he's sexy.

Gloria

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