Modern Family Season 6 Episode 11: "The Day We Almost Died" Quotes
This was a huge mistake. I am jammed in the backseat with a hairy Peruvian biter. It's spring break '92 all over again!Cam
Cam: It was right about then that a question started nagging at me: "Is Phil sexy?"
Life's too short to be ruled by fear. What do you say we get you the right dryer princess?Phil [to Cam]
It's gonna take more than that to ruin a morning that started out with a whipped cream smile on my waffle.Phil
The only thing stronger than Manny's fear is his need to protect his mama.Gloria
Can you not make this fear worse? I watched Dede coddle Mitchell when he was afraid of the dark. Until he was 7 he would only blink one eye at a time. It gave a lot girls the wrong impression.Jay
Jay: I thought your phone was stolen.
Gloria: This is Joe's phone.
Jay: This is why the terrorists hate us.
Lesson learned- when pressure builds to dangerous levels, it must be released.Luke
If it were easy, everyone would be hot.Haley
I know you think you discovered the new you, but you're controlling even when you're trying to not be controlling.Mitchell [to Claire]
Claire: We are having fun.
Mitchell: You are. I'm just doing what you're making me do.
"To our best friend." That's a little sarcastic. It's her birthday, eh.Mitchell