Haley: He's gonna ruin my party!
Gloria: Two birds, one bullet.

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You know what I'll never forget, the time my dad spent an entire day trying to create a special memory for me. Or when a pregnant lady slipped in my vomit.

Alex

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As an actual tough guy you could see how that would rub my dad the wrong way.

Cam

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I believe I made it clear the bedrooms were off limits. Young lady, I don't think you're ready up here for what you're planning to do up there.

Manny

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You are so mean. When he used to look through those binoculars and say your dad is one lucky man, he was wrong!

Luke [to Claire]

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Phil do we have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possibly to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women's college.

Claire

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Knock it off old man!

Mitchell [to Jay]

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• Added: April 18, 2012

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Haley

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• Added: April 18, 2012

It was very peaceful. Not the letter, that was full of threats.

Phil [about Walt's death]

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• Added: April 18, 2012