Modern Family Season 6 Episode 8: "Three Turkeys" Quotes
I get that Thanksgiving is an big day for families that don't see each other, but we're together nonstop.Jay
Cam: I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
MItchell: Relax it's a maternity poncho.
Do you think we could just go downstairs and throw money at this and it would go away? I'm asking you, do you think that would work?Jay
Cam: Trust me, I have another plan.
Mitchell: Really? Because right now our daughter is walking around like a Vietnamese Annie Hall.
Right now you’re her pal and I’m just a pitchfork wielding she-devil.Mitchell [to Cam]
We’re having a little staycation but with a turkey instead of a steak!Gloria
I like staying with you but it's basically camping.Manny [to Haley]
I listened to her meringue instructions in the car last week. There was so much whipping and beating I had to pull over.Phil