I'm not putting her down, you goblin. She needs the surgery.

Jay

Dad, are you still looking for a place to leave that butt? It's so gross.

Claire

Maybe we should kiss?

Phil

You know what? I have to take this. Luke, Haley, talk a little bit about how you still live at home with your parents.

Cam

Yeah, I teach a real estate at five. I have to show up early to limber up.

Phil

Oh, I so want it to be on purpose. It's lonely out here on Crazy Island.

Claire

We are allowed to look at other men without feeling guilty about it.

Mitch

Ya' know, my parent's never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the stables when the horses were breeding and wow did that create some unreasonable expectations.

Cam

Is that the way she treats all head injuries? Cause I've got a theory.

Claire

We have an announcement. Dylan and I are having a baby.

Haley

Even Uncle Cam's? You have to save those for seven years, like tax returns.

Luke

Don't worry. They come back.

Cal