Modern Family
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I'm not putting her down, you goblin. She needs the surgery.
Jay
Dad, are you still looking for a place to leave that butt? It's so gross.
Claire
Maybe we should kiss?
Phil
You know what? I have to take this. Luke, Haley, talk a little bit about how you still live at home with your parents.
Cam
Yeah, I teach a real estate at five. I have to show up early to limber up.
Phil
Oh, I so want it to be on purpose. It's lonely out here on Crazy Island.
Claire
We are allowed to look at other men without feeling guilty about it.
Mitch
Ya' know, my parent's never talked to me about anything sexual. They just sent me to the stables when the horses were breeding and wow did that create some unreasonable expectations.
Cam
Is that the way she treats all head injuries? Cause I've got a theory.
Claire
We have an announcement. Dylan and I are having a baby.
Haley
Even Uncle Cam's? You have to save those for seven years, like tax returns.
Luke
Don't worry. They come back.
Cal
