You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.

Alex

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Mitchell: I think I'm laying on a rock.
Cam: I'm laying next to mine.

• Permalink: I think I'm laying on a rock. I'm laying next to mine.
• Added: May 23, 2012

There are coyotes out here, and meth addicts!

Cam

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Look I know that you're concerned, but I'm designing tshirts now. They're gonna be huge. Also medium and small.

Dylan

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Are you doing sex?

Luke

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Oh I'm sorry are my pinkies up? They do that when I get excited. Down girls.

Cam

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• Added: May 23, 2012

I'm basically his beard...pre-beard...stubble.

Alex

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Claire: You look adorable!
Alex: Adorable? I'm not a puppy.

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Always keep the rhythm in your feet and a little party in your shoulders.

Phil [to Alex]

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• Added: May 23, 2012

Proms are lame, it's just an excuse for dressed up dorks to ride in limos and hump each other.

Haley

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• Added: May 23, 2012

How cool would it be if you turned into Wonder Woman right now?

Mitchell [to Cam]

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• Added: May 23, 2012

It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.

Cam

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• Added: May 16, 2012