Andy: Or, I could just not drink.
Jill: What?
Andy: If it makes you uncomfortable, I won't drink.
Jill: You can do that?
Andy: Absolutely.
Jill: Oh my god, I love that you would do that for me. And I hate you because you can.

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It smells so good in here. It's like a pumpkin made love to a gingerbread man in an orange grove.

Christy

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Adam: They should make meat dessert. Like meat in a pie.
Andy: Meatloaf pot pie! But no peas.
Adam: Why do people ruin everything with peas? Get out of here peas!

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See this? It's my mind. Know why it's over here? 'Cos it's blown.

Adam

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You have money, to live alone, without an annoying older woman? That's my dream!

Christy

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Christy, I was in prison seven years. The mystery's gone.

Tammy

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Seymour is a very vigorous 72.

Marjorie

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Christy: Why are you so hung up on having couple friends?
Bonnie: It's what you do when you get married. You cultivate relationships with other couples. You go to movies together, you meet for sushi, you stay at their beach house. They had a beach house.
Christy: Really? Do they have any kids my age?

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