Nell: I'm not Hetty. I'm really not cut out for this.
Callen: That's obvious.
Nell: Why do you say that?
Callen: Hetty would have offered me a drink by now.

Fatima: Did you hit him with a garden gnome?
Kensi: It was that or shoot him. I opted for the gnome-violent solution.

Commander James: [Keilani] was so nice.
Callen: And attractive.
James: Yes, in her own way.

Sam: Nell, you're doing a great job.
Nell: No, I'm not. But thanks for saying so.

Nell, I know what a sitrep is.

Sam [to Nell]

Fatima: Are you hungry or just bored?
Roundtree: Both.

Callen: You sure you're all right?
Sam: Nothing a couple of beers and a good night's sleep won't cure.

I think it's actually required by law that you sing along to Journey.

Deeks [to Deeks]

Moffett: I wasn't thinking clearly.
Sam: And whoever was pulling the strings is counting on that.

Martin: No way. My name is Martin, too.
Deeks: We know. You told us twice.

Sam: This isn't over, Argento.
Argento: I'm pretty sure it is.

Kensi: Quiet neighborhood.
Deeks: Too quiet. Like "28 Days" quiet. Like zombie quiet.