Callen: Kids need a supportive family.
Hanna [to Callen and Deeks]: They do. Otherwise they'll end up like you two knuckleheads.

Kensi: You trying to be funny?
Sullivan: Actually I was shooting for disarming, with a touch of charm.

That's fascinating. I one time made a potato clock.

Deeks [to Oluwa]

He's going to be fit, but thin, more cute than manly, sort of a cross between a beach-boy surfer and a terrier.

Sullivan [describing Kensi's fiancee]

Deeks: I like that Sullivan. I'm glad you made a friend.
Kensi: He's not really a friend. He's more an obnoxious ass I was trying to shut up.

Kensi: Sorry I've been so difficult.
Deeks: You've got nothing to apologize for. You've got a lot on your plate.
Kensi: I do. But I've been taking it out on you and I shouldn't do that.

Deeks: Keystroke logger? I tried one of those at a microbrewery in Seattle, although I prefer the complex aroma of a good ale.
Nell: Come on, Deeks.

Deeks: So all we need is patience.
Nell: Mahatma Gandhi?
Deeks: Axl Rose, I think. Could be Mel Gibson.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 8 Episode 8 Quotes

Kensi: You trying to be funny?
Sullivan: Actually I was shooting for disarming, with a touch of charm.

Callen: Kids need a supportive family.
Hanna [to Callen and Deeks]: They do. Otherwise they'll end up like you two knuckleheads.