I don't think I can take any more bad news.

Nell [to Eric]

I call it thinking outside the barn.

Deeks

Kensi: Deeks ...
Deeks: I'm still your partner, at least one last time.

I'm not sure two minutes is considered meditation. You might want to try it a little longer.

Sam [to Callen]

Our wedding doesn't have to be perfect. Because we are perfect together.

Deeks [to Kensi]

Gravity is a bitch.

Callen [to Sam]

Kensi: I have a plan.
Deeks: You have so many plans. What could possibly go wrong?

This is the next level, Michael. Ya feel me?

Sam [to Silva]

Anna: I know. I'm not the best at letting people in.
Callen: Look who you're talking to.

Deeks: I think I have a concussion.
Kensi: I'm sure you have a concussion.

You need a reminder the world is coming to an end? I thought that's what Twitter is for.

Nell [to Eric]

Zoe: That's perf.
Callen: Did you hear that? It's perf.
Sam: I hear that, G. It's perf.

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 9 Quotes

Deeks: She likes you more than she likes me.
Kensi: That's not true. Well, maybe.

Sam: What are you doing here?
Callen: I just wanted to see what the catch of the day was.