NCIS Season 14 Episode 23: "Something Blue" Quotes
By the power vested in me, I pronounce you husband and wife. [beat] You should smooch.Jimmy
Quinn: Weddings are weird enough without the extra pressure [of finding a plus-one date].
Torres: Oh, man, I totally agree. I’m right there with you!
Quinn: Besides, it’s way more fun to watch the creepy guys troll the wedding looking for single women to hook up with. You know the type!
Torres [uncomfortable]: Uh, sure… yeah…
Vance: As someone who was also married to a strong, intelligent woman, may I give you some advice, Agent McGee?
McGee: Don’t blow it?
Vance: No. Never take it for granted. Not for one second. And don’t blow it.
Oh, and you think my eighty hours a week at the DOD is for funsies?Delilah [on being too busy]
Commander, your ship is an active crime scene. The only place it’s going is back to Norfolk!Gibbs
Chief Choi: Jones’s body, it’s gone!
Jimmy Palmer: This’ll complicate the autopsy
Jimmy Palmer: We just traveled about three hundred miles in 90 minutes!
Gibbs: Felt a lot longer to me!