Oh, Gibbs! Thank God! I was running out of accounting tricks.

Phil [to Gibbs]

Gibbs: It's Phil. He wants some more relationship advice.
Jack: From you?

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Maybe I should be like you, be a lone wolf. Go the way of the Gibbs.

Phil [to Gibbs]

McGee: We all thought Stacy was a serial killer.
Torres: Worst Valentine's Day ever.

I don't care what they say. {Gibbs] isn't that handsome.

Stacy [to Phil]

With two bodies in Autopsy, the chocolate-covered strawberries are going to have to wait.


Gibbs, is it true? Did you interrogate my girlfriend?

Phillip [to Gibbs]

I think Phillip is dating a serial killer, boss.

McGee [to Gibbs]

I'm from New York. What do I look like, Robin Hood from the hood?

Kasie [to Torres]

You're literally holding the murder weapon in your hand.

Bishop [to Colleen]

This is kind of thing you don't recover from.

Gibbs [to Bishop]

Kind of like my version of building a boat, but not in a basement.

Jack [to Gibbs]

NCIS Season 17 Quotes

Well, what did I do to piss her off? Zero intel.

Gibbs [to Ziva]

Ziva, where you been?