Did you really think you were going to bag me like some dumb ass cheerleader?

Olivia

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• Added: June 06, 2012

I almost killed a tutor, an IRS agent and my son all in the same day.

Dani

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• Added: June 06, 2012

Oh I miss you guys, like I miss my annual prostate exam.

Coach

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• Added: June 06, 2012

All new season. All new set of crazy.

Matt

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• Added: June 06, 2012

Lindsay: He eats frozen blood worms.
Dani: Ray Jay?
Lindsay: No. Mr. Fishy.

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• Added: June 06, 2012

I hate that stupid, chirpy, happy sound.

Dani

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• Added: June 06, 2012

I ain't dead yet, bitches.

T.K.

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• Added: June 06, 2012