I hope you choke on my bones.

Maleficent

Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.

Emma: Wow, you guys really have this down.
Hook: Well, this isn't our first monster bash.

I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.

Regina

Mr. Gold: Our collective frustrations are because of his will not our missteps.
Cruella de Vil: I suppose that’s better than blaming bad judgement and gin.

My power extends far beyond Raman noodles.

Mr. Gold

(to Belle) As big a bastard as he was, he did love you.

Hook

Love is a weapon as dangerous and persuasive as magic.

Hook

I don't bow down to fish.

Maleficent