Personal sells records and wins Grammys. Personal gives people the words they're too afraid to say. So when you're ready to man up, come and make a record with me.

Miranda

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• Added: February 09, 2010

I'm not the glue. My mom is. When she's gone everything is going to fall apart.

Haley

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Nathan: You working hard, or hardly working?
Julian: Wow, that's your movie quote? Shrek 2?
Nathan: I like Shrek 2.

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Can you make her sexier? Not sluttier, sexier.

Julian

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Clay: How's it going J.Scott?
Jamie: Too many girls at our house, not enough cereal.

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Jamie: Who ate all my cereal?
Quinn: Sorry buddy, Aunt Taylor likes to take things that aren't hers.

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• Added: February 09, 2010