Parks and Recreation Season 7 Episode 7: "Donna and Joe" Quotes
To me! I own two restaurants, as well as several other properties. As long as we're celebrating.
Tom
Ben: I'm Ben Wyatt and I'm running for Congress.
Leslie: That was so hot.
Ben: You have an opinion on pockets!
Leslie: Yes! I think they should all be bigger!
Michelle we were best friends since high school, except when you stop talking to me because you thought your boyfriend was into me. He was.
You guys are gonna fit in so well in Washington. Most of Congress is drunk all of the time.
Jen
Ben: You're my sexy roommate, we love each other!
Leslie: Whoo! That's me!
Leslie: Now remember, you're in campaign mode. Your goal is to act like everyone is interesting and important.
Jerry: Hey guys!
Leslie: Nope, too hard.
Ron: Tom is quite taken with you.
Lucy: He's taken with me, huh?
Ron: He said he'd marry you tomorrow.
Say what you want about organized religion, but those bastards knew how to construct an edifice.
Ron
