Spencer: A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Hanna: Did Ali say that?
Spencer and Mona: No, Churchill did.

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If you believe a lie, it becomes the truth.

Mona

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Caleb: What is wrong with her?
Hanna: Read her boobs, the girl loves Christmas.

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