I'm jealous, Kaye, because I love you. You know how hard it was for me when you went back to that miserable prick? You wanna talk jealous? You have no idea what jealousy like that can make a man do.

Rusty Patton

Your father can be stubborn sometimes. But, eventually, he always comes around and sees the errors of his ways.

Christine Muldoon

No, uh, if this dick loving son of a bitch wants to go, let's go.

Jimmy Shea

Well, he gives most people the creeps. That's what happens when you're a psycho.

Danny Elkins

Okay, so maybe you're not as freaking stupid as I've been giving you credit for all these years.

Terry Muldoon

It's all bullshit! Bullshit and bloodshed! Too much goddamned bloodshed! And it's smeared all over me!

Joe Patton

But then again, we are not dealing with highly intelligent individuals, are we? We're dealing with irrational, impulsive, usually completely shitfaced drunken lunatics.

Terry Muldoon

It's all Rusty's bullshit. Everyday that dumb shit does something to cause me grief.

Joe Patton

Well, I don't believe that for a second, but more importantly, I don't need his approval or his permission, Sean.

Deirdre Duffy

Terry Muldoon: Next time, you pull the goddamn trigger and you shoot that son of a bitch. You got it?
Sean O'Bannon: Yeah, I said I got it.
Terry Muldoon: Hey, this is for your own goddamn good. You need to remove the part of your brain that questions things and just do it.

Jesus, listen to me. Sound like some old woman, rattling her beads and moaning about her life. Good God.

Joe Patton

Look, if I knew you'd be anything other than an animal with the ladies, anything other than a playboy, I wouldn't have a problem with it. You're my oldest friend. You're a good guy. You're a pig when it comes to the pussy.

Pat Duffy

Public Morals Quotes

But the number one rule in our office is you do not draw attention to yourself. You have to take care of some thing, or some body, you do it out of the spotlight.


I want you to know, I'm proud of you. You know, when you were born, my, my dream, was that you, my oldest son, would grow up to be...an asshole.

Terry Muldoon