You have something more important in your life. Don't apologize for that.

Luke

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Sam: First time you ever held a grenade?
Andy: Yes. It was never really a goal of mine.

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Yeah well. Us is fine because us is amazing.

Gail

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I thought this was going to be like Two Men and a Baby. Instead it's like some horrible after school special.

Dov

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Gail Peck gets benched and suddenly the lonely planet looks a lot less lonely.

Nick

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The new you needs a cleaning lady.

Oliver

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Wait, seriously, I'm the only one who's never had sex with anyone from 15?

Dov

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Chris: I feel like someone's breaking up the band.
Gail: Now that's just silly because we're not a band. But if we were, I would be Yoko. So you all should be celebrating.

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