Here's to crap finally going our way.Dan
I'm really glad you're writing again. It's inspiring.Harris
The president spelled Illinois wrong in his tweet, but it still counts, right?Darlene
Open the door maybe the storm will suck us out.Darlene
Harris: I hate you! Each and every single one of you.
Becky: Don't say that. It only makes them stronger.
Well I'm old and now I'm unemployed.Chuck
Leak? I think this basement holds the water pretty well.Dan
This little nightmare might pay for my knee.
Roseanne: Mom was right. She's worth more then both of us put together.
Jackie: Yeah but that's not what you whisper to your kids as you're tucking them in.
Becky: You will have to flirt, and probably a lot, to support your kids.
Darlene: I didn't even flirt to have them.
You're an alcoholic tramp.Darlene
When do men ever have to do any of this to make a living?Darlene