Dan: Did dadd let you dress yourself today?
Mary: No.
Dan: That's what I figured.

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Dan: They're probably regular folks who want to make a home here. They painted their fence. They put in a new mailbox. They have an American flag for god sake.
Chuck: I'm gonna have to go with Rosie on this one. It sounds like they're trying a little too hard. When I drove through the South I have a Lynard Skynard bumper sticker.

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Roseanne: Don't you watch the news?
Jackie: You don't mean the news, you mean Fox News and, uh there is no Talibanis...oh forget it.

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Oh my god you figured it out. Terrorists are always neighbors. So all we have to do is arrest everybody!

Jackie

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Holding a rake and staring is not a cover. Raking is a cover.

Jackie

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Jackie: Roseanne get in here!
Roseanne: What?
Jackie: You can't stand on the front porch staring at your Muslim neighbors. It's just so obvious you're spying on them.

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