Holding a rake and staring is not a cover. Raking is a cover.Jackie
Jackie: Roseanne get in here!
Jackie: You can't stand on the front porch staring at your Muslim neighbors. It's just so obvious you're spying on them.
When is your hearing going to go bad?Jackie
They treat me like a fly in potato salad.Beverly
Is this where birds stay when they go to Vegas?Dan
It's not a hobby, dear, it's a symptom.Beverly
Beverly: You've been grocery shopping for seven hours. What took you?
Jackie: Long lines.
Mark: Why do birds have houses when they have trees?
Dan: I'll do you one better and this'll bend your mind. Why do we cut down trees to make the wood for bird houses?
Dan: One day you'll have a brownie in college and it will make it even better.
Dan: How much would you say you eat a week?
Mark: Say whatever you have to, to get me in.
We each get her for a week.Jackie
Jackie: I will take Darlene and her kids.
Roseanne: No, I like one of those kids.
I'm older so I hated her first.