My ex-husband said that if I don't come back to him, that he will kill me. And I believe him.

Tanya

Carina, she wasn't worth it. She had her daddy issues long before we met. She was damaged goods.

Andrew

Rosewood: Tanya stood me up. She said she forgot.
TMI: Maybe she pulled a Rosie.

If a doormat had a doormat, it'd be Carina.

Ronna Burke

Villa: Don't tell me you've found a healthy work-life balance.
Rosewood: Guilty as charged.
Villa: Good for you.

Rosewood: Did Mitchie say something weird again?
Pippy: When does he not?

Villa: Someone posed her like a doll.
Rosewood: And added her to her own collection.

If you're not Rosalicious, it's not good for Rosilla. Oh God, did I just say that?

Villa

Villa: I'm not looking for Mr. Right, right now.
Daisy: What's wrong with looking for Mr. Right Now?!

I guess we made the most of Kayla being at the sleepover, huh?

Tanya

Lil Kim: Are we working with a serial killer here?
Rosewood: I believe we are.

Nip Tuck: I gave Dr. Rosewood a light bulb.
Villa: Did he make the face?
Nip Tuck: He made the face.

Rosewood Quotes

We're not partners, let's get that straight.

Det. Villa

I'm the Beethoven of private pathology.

Rosewood