Jill: I thought you weren't worried about Hans.
Hank: I'm not, but I'm worried about you.

You'll end up where you're suppose to be, what matters is that you're taking the leap.


You're Housecall Hank not Hospital Hank.


You're the one who's going to have to take all the drugs and have the procedures. This one had to be your call.


It's not like the sky is falling, just the ceiling.


I'm not wearing a wire, although I can't vouch who may have been dressing or undressing you.


You mean you haven't been to medical school? Why the hell am I letting you stick a needle into my spine?


Who knew having it all would be so exhausting?


Jeremiah: I thought you'd given up on me.
Barbara: No Jerry, not then, not ever.

Hank: Families can be like magnets. The more you try to push them together, the more they slide apart.
Divya: Unless you turn them around.

Evan: I can't even comprehend it. How does a guy just walk out on people like that?
Hank: Practice.

We've never really been close, even when I was little. That's why they have dogs.


Royal Pains Quotes

Yeah, dude. Don't punk the crackberry. She'll light your ass up like a Christmas tree.


Note to self, become a doctor.