RuPaul's Drag Race TV Quotes Quotes
RuPaul: Tonight, we’re doing things just a little differently. For the first time in Drag Race herstory, we’re kicking off the season with six lip-syncs for your lives. Now, some will shante and some will sashay away.
Michelle Visage: Wow.
RuPaul: Ooh child, you ain’t ready for this.
[All the judges laugh.]
RuPaul: Michelle Visage, what do you think of the new judges panel?
Michelle Visage: Baby, I feel like I’m the head teller at RuPaul’s Savings & Loan.
Michelle Visage: Wanna make a deposit?
[Michelle makes a gesture and everyone laughs]
Joey Jay: Filler queen.
[Joey Jay kisses and does a peace sign.]
Kandy Muse: [In confessional] Filler queen?!
You know, everyone can be a drag queen, but not everyone can be a star. I’m a star!Kandy Muse
And in that moment when she jumps and her outfit changes, I don’t know how she did that! That’s the thing on the TikTok that the kids do. Can someone teach Uncle Ross how to do that?!Ross Mathews
I never thought that regurgitation would make it into Drag Race, but somehow it did. And I feel better knowing that her baby bird was nourished. Creative. Kooky. Crystal.Michelle Visage
Michelle Visage: She used her couch. She used her floor. She used her hair. If anything was in Jaida’s way, she was gonna use it, and that she did. Amazing!
Ross Mathews: Oh my God, you guys. I think this quarantine is getting to me because I actually agree with Michelle.
[Carson Kressley is shocked]
RuPaul: Now, is it just me or do you also hear that song when I say your name?
Crystal Methyd: It follows me everywhere I go.
Crystal Methyd: People have been telling me that when you search “El DeBarge,” that I show it.
RuPaul: It is absolutely crazy!
Crystal Methyd: Jan, do you have a condom I can borrow? I know you’re always safe.
[They all laugh]
Brita: That’s a good one!
Crystal Methyd, you’re the prettiest girl on the planet … of the apes.Widow Von’Du
[They all laugh]
Brita: And that brings me to Dahlia. You sure do talk a big game for someone who came in 13th place on a 12-person season.
All the queens: Ohhhhhhh!
Dahlia Sin: Baby girl, I lasted more episodes than you did thanks to broccoli, baby.
It do take nerve to flatten the curve.