Scorpion
Mondays 9:00 PM on CBSScorpion Quotes
You see, geniuses, Paige and Cabe grew up playing sports. They don't know what it's like to be bullied by a jock. They don't know that you're just supposed to take it and move on!
Toby
Cabe: I risk my life just like everybody else.
Toby: More so because he is so old.
Cabe: I'm just trying to figure out where I can buy just one right shoe.
Toby: Wait for this. This is going to be good.
Cabe: Because I'm going to lose mine somewhere up Walter's ass!
Toby: BAM! There it is.
Paige: Hold on, you value my son three times more than you value me?
Walter: Well only on a work contribution level.
Having a baby doesn't make you a man. Taking care of a baby makes you a man. I couldn't even care for Cabe today. The guy's almost sixty.
Toby
I always knew one of the stupid ones were going to kill me. I thought it was going to be Paige.
Toby
Cabe: Whatcha doin?
Toby: Quicksand, ya idiot!
Cabe: Quicksand. I haven't seen quicksand since the Princess Bride. Now that was an awesome movie. No fear, Buttercup! I will save you.
Toby: I'm a dead man.
You know what, Doc? This is what life's all about, taking care of people you love. We need to take care of each other.
Cabe
Happy: Did you get the target?
Walter: Not the one I was aiming for!
Cabe: He shot me in the ass!
Walter: It's harder than it looks!
Hey dummy, if I'm pregnant, I do not want to tell my child the dad died as gator bait.
Happy
Toby: That's Cajun for alligator.
Cabe: Yeah? What's Cajun for "my foot in your ass?"
Toby: I should know that. I've heard it before.
Walter: Well surprisingly, female mosquitos are attracted to sterile males.
Toby: That's probably how I landed Happy.
