Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 2: "Hell Week" Quotes
Good evening, idiot hookers. I'm very happy to welcome you to Hell Week, here at Kappa house.
Chanel
[to Grace] You're so confident without being mean. What anti-depressants are you on?
Chanel
Dean Munsch: There was a time when a college dean had real power. The university was a kingdom unto itself, like a church in the Middle Ages. A student murdered, the Dean had the juice to keep the press quiet and the police from making a scene. But in the age of Twitter, students were Instagramming pictures of the crime scene and posting narcissistic Facebook posts about where they were when it happened before the police even arrived. I've got news for you, self-involved junior: Just because you know a guy who was in class with the dead girl's roommate does not mean that it could've been you. There's an exodus right now. Kids don't feel safe, parents don't want to take a chance, and the press is calling me Dean of Murder U. Well, not on my watch.
If someone is targeting you, they're going to find you wherever you are, y'know? At least if you're here, you can keep an eye out on each other. We can make it fun, huh? Like a Friends episode! But someone's, y'know, trying to murder all the friends.
Gigi
Hester: Can I call you 'mom'?
Chanel: What?
Hester: Please? I feel so loved and protected by all of you.
Chanel: Wait, you wanna call all of us 'mom'? That's insane.
Chanel #5: And super confusing.
Chanel #3: Actually, it's a new pop culture term where young women, desperately in need of role models, call other girls they look up to 'mom.' Lorde's fans call her mom.
Chanel: She had a baby during a party and the sisters let her bleed out because they were having so much fun.
Grace: That is awful.
Chanel: I don't know. Supposedly it was a super fun party.
You're gonna be sorry. Nobody breaks up with Chad Radwell.
Chad
Shondelle!! Why you got a knife in your throat?!
Denise Hemphill
