Scrubs Season 5 Episode 12: "My Cabbage" Quotes
J.D.: What guy drunkenly kissed you when you were sleeping?
J.D.'s narration: And it was at that moment that Turk and I remembered the incident we managed to block out for twelve years!
Turk: Uh, you're okay with us not hanging around for a couple of weeks?
Elliot: My dearest Eric, it is my wish for you that you finally find a woman...
Eric: I'm gay.
Elliot: ...so that she might find you a man...
Eric: Dad didn't know I was gay.
Elliot: ...so that he might find you a woman!