J.D.: Hey, Molly. It's your last night, you wanna grab a beer or something?
Molly: J.D., I have to tell you something.
J.D.: Oh, no, did someone you know die from beer?
Molly: No one can die from beer.
J.D.: People can die from beer, Molly. Shinski didn't, but our friendship did.

Denise: You know, you don't get this kind of rush on a normal job. You don't, you don't, you don't, you don't, you don't. You know what I'm saying?
Dr. Cox: You're saying you don't.
Denise: Well, Perr, sometimes you do.

Elliot: Now that you made out with my best friend, that makes us not even again. So go get me some cotton balls and a toe separator - mama needs a pedicure! Heh.
J.D.: Elliot, once you're even, you can't just go back to being not even. That ain't new, girl!
Elliot: Admit we're not even or I'll make you pay.
J.D.: Heh, yeah, now that we're friends and there's no chance of us ever having sex again, there's really not a whole lot I "need" from you, okay?

J.D.: Hey, Elliot, I was making out some prescription orders - and speaking of making out-
Elliot: She already told me, J.D.
J.D.: Oh, damn, I was afraid that was gonna get out. Does anybody else know that I totally made out with Molly? Up here!

Carla: I wuv your wittle outfit.
Dr. Cox: Now listen, you: Riding in an ambulance takes care of my community service, so I'm doing two shifts back to back - I'm gonna knock this whole thing out in a single day. Besides, how bad can it be?
Denise: Howdy, partner! Name's Denise Lemon. Looks like we got ourselves a little ambu-date - that's "ambulance" and "date" put together. I got a million of those!
Carla: I am loving this!

J.D.'s Narration: And that's how Molly and I ended up alone on the couch, watching that unbelievably romantic scene from '16 Candles'.
Long Duk Dong: The Donger need food!
J.D.'s Narration: No, not that one!

Guy: They're here! Ignite the tractor beam!
Molly: I should go, that's my 2 o'clock.

Scrubs Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

EMT: Hey, did you leave anything in the ambulance?
Dr. Cox: Only my will to live, why?

Denise: Ooh, he's just such a cutie pie! Look at that! Have you ever had cutie pie, Perry?
Dr. Cox: No, 'course not.
Denise: I like it la mode.