Scrubs Season 4 Episode 1: "My Old Friend's New Friend" Quotes
Carla: Look, why don't we pool our money together and buy one of those nice cute little Mini Coopers?
Turk: Baby, a Mini Cooper?
J.D.'s Narration: And then the most amazing thing happened.
Carla: I'll tell you what, Turk. Why don't you go pick out our car.
J.D.'s Narration: Carla let Turk make a decision!
Turk: Okay! But, baby, you should know that it's not gonna be a Mini. 'Cause ain't nothing really mini about me!
Carla: Where's your food?
Molly: Oh, shoot.
Carla: Look, Elliot, we'll do something later this week, just the two of us.
Molly: Ahh. Oh, that is not my food. But I'm not getting up again.
Elliot: Oh, I wouldn't.
Molly: Hey! Do you guys mind if I eat with you? 'Cause I don't wanna sit alone and sing to my food like a crazy person.
Elliot: Oh, my gosh! I do that!
Molly: No way!
Elliot: Mostly pop songs. You know, unless I'm eating soul food.
Elliot: I missed you guys so much.
Carla: Mmm. Oh, come over tonight! We're looking at wedding pictures.
Elliot: Ooh! There's this one picture of me right after I got sick off my... third champagne and Red Bull, and my hair is kind of like sexy-messy, and the photographer said he could airbrush all of the puke off my dress.
Carla: Already made doubles.
J.D.: Don't look at me, it just fell.
J.D.'s Narration: Please please please please please please please please please please please please please!
Janitor: Proceed unmolested.
As I fondled Katya, my pillow girlfriend, I thought about how things had changed for all of us.J.D.'s Narration
Carla: Hey, J.D.? Although we do appreciate the wedding gift...
Carla: Turk and I decided we don't want this Sugar Hill Gang alarm clock.
Turk: We don't?
These bowls Carla bought don't hold a lot of Rice Dream. I can barely get my spoon in it.Turk
Turk: Hey, dude, get us some more ice cream.
J.D.: First of all, this is a Rice Dream - mm, ricey!
Well, well, well... What do we have here? The newlyweds! Oh, and, hey Carla.Dr. Cox
Turk: Whooooa, J.D.! J.D.!
Carla: Maybe some day he'll love me like that.
J.D.'s Narration: Not only was Dr. Clock easy on the eyes, but apparently she was an excellent shrink.
Molly: Mr. Witcomb is in the middle of a psychotic break from self-discontinuation of his meds, so we need to get him on Haloperidol IV stat.
J.D.'s Narration: But I also heard she was a little spacy.
Molly: So where were we?
J.D.: Um... we weren't talking.
Molly: Was it 'cause of something you did, 'cause I am totally over it. I don't even remember what it was.
J.D.: No, I mean like we've never talked... ever.
Molly: Well how do I know your name, then?
J.D.: You don't.