Scrubs Season 4 Episode 1: "My Old Friend's New Friend" Quotes
I'm-I'm kind of a favorite around here!Janitor
Dr. Cox: G'night Gizelle.
J.D.: Dr. Cox, I just want you to know I'm not ready to give up on Mr. Radford.
Dr. Cox: Do you want me to give you my things-I-don't-care-about speech again, because you know, because I've updated it to include all white guys who add "izzle" to anything.
J.D.: I agrizzle my nizzle...
Molly: Look, isn't it possible that Dr. Cox tricked you as a motivational ploy?
J.D.: Hmm, no.
Molly: After he said there was no hope with Mr. Radford, didn't you both work harder?
J.D.: Nnoo! You're like a crazy person!
Molly: Johnny, I mean what Dr. Cox did was classic reverse psychology. And so is this: Behavioral modification can sometimes be brought about through classic conditioning... Reverse psychology? Nothing? 'Cause that really kills at the psychiatric conferences.
J.D.: I must go to one of those.
J.D.: That, my friends, is Mr. Radford getting out of bed... And that's Mr. Radford falling back into bed. But still, enough to rub it in Dr. Cox's face.
Molly: That is so great! But I wouldn't do that unless you want him to rub your face in it.
J.D.: Did you not see what just happened, or do you not get face rubbing? Because it's more than just a bizarro way to memorize people's names.
Carla: That's what I think of your scooters! No more bugs in my teeth! No more helmet head! No more making deals with God every time a truck passes me on the freeway, okay? It's over! That's it!
Turk: What the hell just happened?
Dr. Kelso: You got married, Turkleton.
Molly: You know what, Elliot, you act like everyone's boxing you out, but you wouldn't even get a cup of coffee with me. Peace out, baby.
Elliot: Why is everybody saying that?
Janitor: Bull's eye!
J.D.: We're not done with our thing yet, are we.
Janitor: No. For you, it's all just beginning.
J.D.'s Narration: The weird thing is, he was right.
Elliot: It's so strange feeling all alone when like a month ago I was part of this really tight group, you know?
Molly: Yeah. I had tons of friends at my old hospital.
Elliot: I gotta meet some new people.
Molly: Do you wanna, uh, get a cup of coffee tonight?
Elliot: Can't. I'm hitting the internet hard and going on a friend hunt!
Molly: So, where were we?
J.D.: Er... we weren't talking.
Molly: Was it 'cause of something you did? 'Cause I'm totally over it. I don't even remember what it was.
J.D.: No, I mean like, we've never talked.
Molly: How do I know your name then?
J.D.: You don't.
Molly: You're freaking me out Jimmy.
J.D.: It's Johnny.
J.D.'s thoughts: Why would you say Johnny? You hate Johnny.
Carla: Baby, I know you don't wanna return the scooters.
Turk: Can't this wait till after my scooter club's fall foliage trip through Maine?
Carla: No, Turk!
Carla: Look! You're a husband now. When you make decisions, you're supposed to think about what we need, not what you want!
Turk: Well, it doesn't seem like you're doing that! You gave away my clock! And you sold my chairs. And what the hell is up with these ridiculously tiny bowls!?
Carla: They're sake cups, Jethro!
Turk: I knew that...